Creator Dr. Lazlo
Creation October 12th, 2015 (concept)
Type Social Isolationist
Alignment True Neutral
Fighting style Close range (if aggravated)
Abilities Enhanced strength
High running speed
Status Active
Occupation Hermit
Allies Most other Vagineers

The Vagiborg is a RED Vagineer Freak conceptualised by Dr. Lazlo.

Appearance and Personality

The Vagiborg is a shirtless Vagineer equipped with the Armor Suit, the Roboot, the Gloveslinger and cybernetic shades.

Unlike his brethren, he prefers to stay out of conflict, instead taking on a hermit-like role atop his rock in Baik Valley with his trusted companions: a cactus, a grandfather clock, and a scarecrow. Unfortunately for him, he lives near an oak forest with a high MeeM density, annoying him to no end.

Powers and Abilities

Due to his cybernetics, Vagiborg is at least stronger than a normal human, and as durable as a regular Vagineer. His speed is also a factor of his, being as fast as a Scout. 

Faults and Weaknesses

As mentioned above, he isn't a fighter, and lacking fighting skills, being pit against other Freaks is a severe disadvantage to him.


  • Most of his personality was inspired by Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace (US).
  • The shades were inspired by the pair Geordie LaForge wore in Star Trek: The Next Generation. As far as we know, however, Vagiborg isn't blind.
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