Engineer emblem RED
"Erectin' a statue of a moron."

Mad Batter undergoes active development by the creator and as such is subject to change.
Mad Batter
Creator Psychopasta
Creation ???
Type Freak
Alignment Chaotic Neutral
Attitude Whimsical, wacky
Fighting style Any range
Abilities Bat Use
Hidden Arsenal
Weaknesses Lacking intellect
His hat
Status Alive
Occupation Bat Maker
Allies Cheshire Pyro
The March Bare
BLU Spyder
Enemies RED King

The Mad Batter is a GRN Scout concept created by wiki user Psychopasta

His main theme: Unbirthday Song (Instrumental)


Mad Batter wears a green Suit made from Steam, and a green Stove Pipe.

Personality and behavior

While the Mad Batter is loud, eccentric, and insane, he is also rather charming and can be mild-mannered from time to time, particularly when dealing with visitors.

He never get compliments on his singing, and he's usually the only attendant at the frequent tea parties, apparently making the him and his friend, The March Bare, outcasts in the realm of Sandvich Land. This is most likely due to their overbearing antics and personas, as well as the fact that they're both, especially the Mad Batter, troublemakers, albeit innocently so. This could be seen when the Mad Batter made an attempt to "fix" a RED Spy's Dead Ringer.

As said before, one of the Mad Batter's traits include being rather charismatic. He tends to use terms such as "fat, bald bastard" when referring to a Heavy, which he is shown to be far more rambunctious and outspoken.

Powers and abilities

The Mad Batter uses his metal bat to hit people with in a confrontation against a deadly freak, or other mercenaries.

But he also has all weapons, bombs, etc, etc in his Stove Pipe. When in battle, he pulls guns, blades, even deadly explosives from his hat to use it against enemies.

Faults and weaknesses

  • He has the brain-span of a fish.
  • He doesn't have any special powers, all of it comes from his Stove Pipe. Without it, he's useless.


  • He's a parody of The Mad Hatter from Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
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