|Weaknesses||Sandvich-Sense can sometimes lead him into trouble
Vulnerable while climbing or cartwheeling
Lard Malfunction can stick to surfaces like a fly, and using his super-smell, can locate Sandvich (and ultimately, Sandvich carriers). He has weak eyesight, but makes up for it with his super-hearing. He also carries a Golden Pan, which he uses to scam people into giving him Sandviches. He uses only melee weapons or fights unarmed. He is also proficient in several martial arts, and has much more strength as compared to most Scouts. However, his health is less than a normal Scout. He has the ability to glide, which is useful for getting places quickly.
Lard Malfunction is usually pretty friendly with everyone, especially to anyone who gives him a Sandvich. However, if refused, he can become quite aggressive. Once he sees someone as an ally, he will assist them whenever required. If someone does betray him, he will go into an enraged state until he believes he has made them suffer enough.